NFL Primetime Where Mediocre Players go when they Retire

Right now Merril Hoge and Trent Dilfer are on TV and I am so excited. I can guarantee lots of stupid comments and at least 25 mentions of "factor back". Dilfer will surely tell us what the quarterbacks shouldn't do, because he should be a definite expert on that. I love when somebodies claim to fame is being the worst quarterback to ever win a superbowl, who then got cut in the offseason. We really need to hear his expert opinion. I could only be happier if Stuart Scott was here to throw in a few Boo-Ya's. Somehow Merril Hoge has just enough concussions to be brain dead, but not enough to be unemployable by ESPN. Dilfer just brought up how lucky he was on his superbowl run. We know you were bad, but at least you realize how bad you were too. I'm not a bitter at all that this Idiot beat my Giants.